Venom Review: Turd in the Wind

The Tom Hardy super hero vehicle, Venom isn’t the worst film of 2028 and but it might be the worst superhero film of 2018. I liked parts of Sony’s take on the Marvel franchise and one of Spider-man’s greatest and most infamous foes!

The movie is often boring and has little to no heart. The shining light is Hardy and Venom’s bromance throughout the film. Hardy does everything he can to try and save this disaster. Even the great Michelle Williams does nothing throughout the film that also features Riz Ahmed and Woody Harrelson as villains.

I’d say to still check out Venom now that’s it’s out on home release, but be cautious as it won’t be for everyone, but it does have its enjoyable moments.

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X-Men Days of Future Past-The Review

So Bryan Singers xmen attempt was awesome! It was extremely enjoyable. The mash up of Ratner’s old trilogy and first class’s casts blended seamlessly together. With the standouts being the past casts of the 70’s like Fassbendor, Mccavoy , and of course Hugh Jackman.

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Definitely go see the film. It fixes almost all the problems I had with the last film. The best parts of the film were the scenes in the past with First Class’s X-Men. With the future scenes lacking substance and character development the film still fails to hold up as great but is still worth a watch. Overall a 7/10.

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Kick Ass 2- The Review

Let us be honest the kick ass series is so bad ass. Comedy,action, and drama all in one superhero movie, need I say anymore. Go out ,buy the movie and the comics as fast as you can. All our favorite stars are back in this sequel, including Matthew Vaughn as director.

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Kick Ass Two has everything the first film had, plus way more. Kick Ass Two, starts with KickAss and Hit girl training. Aaron Taylor Johnson and Chloe mortez reprises their roles as KickAss and Hit Girl , respectfully. She has been told by her new father ,Marcus, that she no longer be Hit Girl and needs to live a real life. Dave ends up finding a group a heroes that have formed their own Justice League of sorts. With misfit heroes such as Col. Stars and Stripes, DR. Gravity and Night Bitch. Col. Stars and Stripes is played by Jim Carey and he plays the former mafia hit-man who is a born again christian. He leads the group of misfits in trying to clean up the city. We see the relationship of Hit Girl and Kick Ass fleshed out so much in this film.

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Hit Girl has a much bigger role this time though. She gets to deal with high school and everything that comes with it like boys,sleep overs and mean girls. She deals with them in only a way He dad, Big Daddy, Nick cage would approve of by giving them the shits and making them all throw up.

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The film turns into an all out war between heroes versus villains led by Kick ass and the motherfucker, formally the red mist, respectfully. The mother fucker has compiled a group of deranged villains. One in particular is named Mother Russia, she is a bad mother, who can take on anyone who comes her way.He and his group of bad guys  completely destroy Kick Ass’s life. Without ruining anything. I will just say it does not all end well for him. Everything and everyone he loves is put to the test and we see Dave grow up a lot.

The film concludes with the war that has been building up between the two groups, and obviously sets up for another KickAss sequel.The end has a ton of action and killing, only a comic like Kick-ass can accomplish.

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I loved this film. I actually liked it more than the first. The action was so over the top. I really enjoy the group dynamic of Justice Forever. Jim Carry really helps with the film. He is not his normal over the top self, who I actually do not think is funny.He is serious and just funny enough for the character he is portraying. I like the serious feel of the film. It is cool to see the heroes put in awful situations and still strive for good. I can not wait for kick ass three, I know it is coming I read the comic. I give Kick Ass two 4/5 stars. It is one of the best comic book adaptations and films I have seen to date. I will be picking it up for my personal collection. I hope everyone will feel the same as me.

Guardians of the Galaxy

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Guardians was hands down the best Marvel movie to this date. The movie had everything I could want in a movie let alone a comic book movie. I will start with the cast. The cast was completely phenomenal. Each actor was chosen as almost perfect fits for each of their respective characters. Chris Pratt gets the MVP of the movie. He really stepped up his acting and slimmed down as he buffed up for the intergalactic space bandit, Star Lord.

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I was initially hesitant with Bradley Cooper when he was cast as one of my favorite Guardians Rocket. Rocket is a raccoon and a bad ass raccoon at that. He is somewhat a funny Punisher type who kill anything and everything he needs to, so that he can get paid. All regrets aside Cooper killed his role. The humor he brought and the voice were both amazing. I loved his character.

 

 

 

 

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As with Bradley being Rocket, I was wondering how Vin Diesel would do as the vocabulary limited tree warrior Groot. Vin killed his role as well. Even though Groot only says” I am Groot” Each time it is different and impressionable. He made me care for groot and make him one of my favorite parts of the film.

Zoe Saldana was awesome as Gomorrah. I did not know much about her other than she was Thanos’s Daughter and not by choice. She looked the part, and was a complete badass chick in the movie.

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Last but definitely not least is Dave Batista as Drax the Destroyer. Dave was great. He was funny and had extremely quotable lines.He had such a deadpan humor and the way he delivered his lines were hilarious

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And finnaly all the baddies and side characters were so great. I really liked Ronan and who didn’t enjoy seeing the biggest bad ass in all of Marvel, Thanos..

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All in all Guardians is one of my favorite movies I have seen in a very long time. The acting,humor, and the story were all huge selling points. I give the film 9/10. It is my favorite Marvel movie. The characters had enough individual greatness to be viable on their own, so all of them together was comic book bliss. Go and see it now.